I am in the op-ed today! For a really fascinating essay about the wolves and moose of Isle Royale, the largest island located in Lake Superior. Apparently the moose swam over from the main land around 1900 and then an ice bridge that formed from Canada in the late 1940s enabled the…
"Don’t be too nice because if you’re too nice, they’re always mean to you. Guys like bad girls. Don’t be too nice. Be a bitch."
— Ping. Again.
"(In broken English) But don’t short guys have big penis?"
— Ping, a girl I work with who is hilarious